Anyone have a crystal ball I can borrow?

So I find out in a week if I'm moving to California or not - and my emotions are mixed. There's so many things going on in my head:

1. What will it be like back home now that I'm married?
2. Will Kathy like being back in California?
3. How will our marriage be different?
4. What will my job be like?
5. Will I be able to resume my political aspirations?
6. How is church going to be? Will me and Kathy agree on a church to attend?
7. How are we going to balance our marriage, family and friends?
8. Shoot, what's it going to be like having in-laws over at my house!?